Vengeance - The head honcho, the alpha-male, the big bossman, player 1, el capitán. He runs the Vengeance household with a Silicon Spatula and an iron will. Activities include baking, cake decorating, general video games, dodgeball, volleyball, husbandry, and parenting.
Wifey - The spiritual head, and “shaman” of the Vengeance household, Wifey is the best at keeping the other members on track. Known for a fiendish wit, Wifey is arguably the brains of the operation. Activities include: reading, cooking, baking, assorted fripperies, period dramas, putting up with shenanigans, Skyrim.
Vengelet - The newest member of the household is definitely the loudest. Vengelet weighs in at 20 pounds, 16 of which are lungs. Vengelet knows she is the cutest thing since that kitten video, and will use it get any advantage. Activities include sleeping, eating, tooting, butt-shuffling, not napping, tormenting the cats, and shrieking like a rock hyrax.
The Twins - Ike - Of the two, it seems like Ike got all the goods; the brains, the strength, the looks, the grace. But what bumps him down in a lot of people’s books are the fact that he loves to give people kisses, compounded with an intense case of gingivitis and halitosis, earning him the loving nickname “Chum Bucket”, which narrowly beats out his other nickname “Fatty Cupcakes”. Activities include eating.
The Twins - Zoe - Different cats from the same litter can have different fathers. Zoe’s father was a potato. Couple that with the fact that a chronic allergy leaves her scabby, and a congenital birth defect renders her inordinately clumsy, Zoe usually takes the “pity prize”. Zoe is Wifey’s favorite. Activities include tripping, falling, not landing on her feet, getting stuck in the wall, forgetting that she has a body and is not just a floating head, being wretched.
Sisterling - Vengeance’s older sister who comes by every know and then to help out and/or have shriek-fests with Vengelet. Activities include drama, cooking, baking, husband-wrangling, aforementioned shriek-fests, general aunt-level spoiling.
Prince-in-Law Sisterling’s husband from Ghana. Sisterling talked him into cake decorating by convincing him it was a form of masonry. Has a generally exemplary grasp of English, but has been known to call ricotta cheese, “retarded cheese”. Activities include pool, snooker, billiards, football(non-American), home-beautification, HOA-assault.
Ellerg-in-law - Wifey’s younger sister. She’s shows up now and then to taste things. Has a general knowledge of things popular and trendy. Activities include socialiting.
Best Man Michael - Vengeance’s closest friend, and Wifey’s so-called “Sister Wife”. BMM is often seen around the Household to “play cakes” with the family. Activities include: general IT, volleyball, cake decorating, assorted partying down